Oh boy. There’s a whole site of different “this does not exist ..” generators but we’re just going to have you use the This Word Does Not Exist, in order to bring a new word into existence.
First, go to the site: https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/
Check out the cool word that greets you. It’s not a real word.
Then, click on the “Write Your Own” button and invent a word. The site will generate a definition for you. Your word isn’t real. (Or is it?)
Share the word via screenshot or some other inventive means. Then call Merriam-Webster’s or Dictionary.com or whatever dictionary company is nearby and let ’em know: there’s a new word in town! (but it doesn’t exist … or does it?).