You know the story. You’re going about your daily grind when <Bam!> a genie appears in front of you.
“Who the flip are you?” you stutter.
“I’m a genie, innit?” it says, in an annoying wide boy accent. “Your wish is my command, and all that, brah. You get three wishes, right? Whadda ya want?”
If you had three wishes what would they be? Tell us, or show us, by any of the usual means.