Just look at this scene. Couldn’t it use some snappy sitcom like dialogue? What exactly is going on here? Write and/or record the dialogue, laugh track optional.

Uniform of German Snowshoe Battalion (LOC) flickr photo by The Library of Congress shared with no copyright restriction (Flickr Commons)
e.g. (from left to right)
Bernie: My uniform is the best, it is clean, imposing, and I am fully protected for the snow.
Howie: White? Why you will be picked off easily out there. I get the same benefits, but I blend in to nature.
George: Didn’t you fools check the weather app? It’s gonna be warm, you will melt out there.
Sigmund: Idiots. No one even knows I am not a horse.
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