Uh oh. A stalking Giant Gecko is on the loose chasing a frantic long bearded futurist!
I wonder why I keep getting GEICO spam in particular. Never connected with them that I know of.#stalkedbylizard
— Bryan Alexander (@BryanAlexander) October 27, 2021
What does this chase scene look like?

Image of Bryan from Community College of Vermont (rights unknown) remixed with Picryll public domain image of Madagascan Gecko
Run, Bryan, Run!
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