Cats tire of the misplaced assertion insinuated by the term LOLcat that they lack language and literary prose skills. Pshaw.
I IS REDDY FUR 2021 flickr photo by cogdogblog shared into the public domain using Creative Commons Public Domain Dedication (CC0)
Find a classic poem and rewrite it from a literary cat perspective. There shall be no broken lolspeak, meow utterance, make the poetry vibrant with eloquent wit and feline superiority.
For inspiration see:
Osterman-David H (2021). Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat. McSweeny’s Internet Tendency. Retrieved Jan 26, 2021 https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/eight-famous-poems-rewritten-by-your-asshole-cat
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