#tdc1833 Shakespearean insult. How many insults can you include in one short story?

Create a short-short story and include a Shakespearean insult using a generator of choice or old school chart list.

Monkey Typing Shakespeare flickr photo by S Anand shared under a Creative Commons ( BY ) license

Extra tdc points if you can include more than one in your story. (if we really were tracking points). Triple bonus points if the story is about radio, socks, hedgehogs, Bovine TX, or a #ds106 cohort theme.

Insult Generators:

• http://www.literarygenius.info/a2-shakespeare-insult-generator.htm
• http://insult.dream40.org/
• http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html
• or the old-school column list: http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-insult-kit.html

Post your response to @[email protected] and be sure to include the hashtag #tdc1833

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