There is almost an internet industry in writing The 50 Most Effective Ways to Write Headlines That Everyone is Talking About — a.k.a clickbait.
Find a famous quote, and clickbait it – inspired by 7 Famous Quotes Re-imagined as Clickbait Headlines:

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