Create a short-short story and include a Shakespearean insult using a generator of choice or old school chart list.
Extra tdc points if you can include more than one in your story. (if we really were tracking points). Triple bonus points if the story is about radio, socks, hedgehogs, Bovine TX, or a #ds106 cohort theme.
- or the old-school column list: http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-insult-kit.html